Just in case Dave O’Gorman pulls another fast one, here’s my latest idea submitted to the Genius programme:
Universal Ice Skates
Ice skating – it’s so much fun! But so limited. You only get to skate where the ice is.
Simple answer: place your skates in two purpose-built containers that are full of water, place in the freezer overnight and hey presto! Universal ice skates!
From now on you can skate on virtually any surface – grass, concrete, dogs, ok, not dogs, but certainly anything flat. Including ice.
You know it makes sense. Don’t forget, I gave you the Democrabus.
Let’s see what happens…
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Even better you don’t actually need to buy ice skating boots. You could just put normal shoes in water, freeze it and then skate wearing them.
Wouldn’t recommend using flip-flops for this though.